How to Seduce a Lawyer – 10 Secrets Exposed

In other to know how to seduce a lawyer, one must be fully equipped with some lofty skills in their arsenal. Lawyers are usually complicated and seducing them is not always a walk in the park.

How to Seduce a Lawyer - 10 Secrets Exposed

Having a lawyer as a partner is intriguing, fun and adventurous. If you must have an adventurous relationship with such complicated species, then your best bet is to understand how to seduce a lawyer.

Jonathan King once said If you find someone attractive, you try to make them find you attractive and that is seduction.

The skill needed to help you know how to Seduce a Lawyer:

 1.) Intelligence: To successfully seduce a lawyer, you should be quite intelligent or perhaps seemed intelligent. A lawyer is trained to think on his feet, so if you must woo a lawyer, you have to think one step ahead of such a being. Lawyers are always craving for intellectual discussion or conversation or dialogue.

Their drive to learn something new will make them cling to you if you can satisfy their hunger for new information. Lawyers like to know a bit about everything and anything. So the good news is you don’t need to teach them anything related to law or the judicial system. Shock a lawyer with your great amount of knowledge and you will get a loyal hungry “dog” seeking your attention.

2.) Humour: Lawyers, unfortunately, are in the categories of professionals that have few exciting days. Life as a lawyer is relatively always stressful, complex and draining. So for you to woo a lawyer or to fully know how to seduce a lawyer, you must add some humour and laughter in your approach to seduce them.

Lawyers yearn for some humour in their lives. Engage her with a great joke and watch her throw away all her law books for that special moment you crave for.

3.) Be the Escape: Law practice is stressful and perhaps mentally tiring for lawyers. Find a way to take him or her away from the law nest to the love nest. Bright A., an Energy Lawyer, feels he is always intrigued by women that can take him away from the stress or boredom of the law. So endeavour to take him to some fun-loving places. Invite her to the movies and cinemas by dropping movie tickets in her bag, on her office desk, etc.

Take her to a  world where she is not a lawyer but a woman seeking love. Remember to avoid intense legal discussion. Add some twist of adventure and excitement as you sojourn with her. Don’t be too predictable. Lawyers are already used to predicting their clients and witnesses. Don’t give her the pleasure of seeing you as a witness in court.

Try to avoid strong legal discussion with her, as she natural yearns for an escape from that reality of law, and doing otherwise will definitely spoil the romantic mood. A little legal discussion is ideal and perhaps helpful. Though be careful not to stretch it as that will put you in a “legal friend zone”, which is definitely not where you want to be.

4.) Use of legal keywords or terms: Knowing how to seduce a lawyer without some basic legal keys and terms will perhaps be almost impossible. A lawyer like any other being is aligned to some legal symbols. Legal terms are part of a lawyer’s symbol and by using them, you will intrigue the curiosity of any lawyer.

If you can intrigue her, you have won her over. However, be moderate with such legal terms and avoid using it in every simple discussion as this can trigger a fall.  In some of your romantic escapade, Call her “My Beautiful Attorney”, “My Sexy Counsel”, “My unbiased Lady”, “My Lady”. Give him a light kiss and say “Yes Your Honour am working on it”, “My ever bold Counsel and defender of my love”, etc., and when you strike such a conversation and gestures with her, you have succeeded in wooing her and she will not be able to hide her feelings. There are over a million law keywords available in the world, be creative with them.

 5.) Reading: Lawyers are condemned to be readers. The Legal profession is about constant learning and reading. Your love for reading will definitely draw any lawyer close. Try to show any lawyer you love to read and you will have a lawyer as a companion discussing every new book with you.

6.) Compliment: Always make an effort to compliment her. Lawyers are egocentric, therefore feed their ego. Tell her how beautiful and passionate she is.  Tell her, “you are so dedicated to your work”. She will definitely smile all day in the office because of you. Remind her of her birthday ahead of anyone and make her understand how important her job is to the community and neighbourhood.

While you sharpen your skillset on how to seduce a lawyer, also avoid impulsive compliment. Be timeous with your compliment and try to look her straight in the eyes when you compliment her to show you are a goal-getter.

7.) Be Classic: Well, in knowing how to seduce a lawyer, you must exhibit some class. Be ready to juggle sexiness with nerdiness. Lawyers love to identify themselves with classic people and not necessarily the rich. Add some colours to your dress, add some style and command to your spoken English or words. Be creative with your admiration for her.  Show him you are well ahead of your game. Be the Swag “god” or “goddess” she or he desires.  Lawyers are constant worshipper in a classic temple, make such temple for them. In all your show for class, be bold.

8.) Spontaneity: You will definitely fail in seducing any lawyer if you are not spontaneous. The catch here is that lawyers are generally trained to think fast and if you can beat them to their own game, they will be thrilled. Lawyers psychologically yearn for such spontaneity in their lives.

This process makes them indirectly ready for their legal work which comes with a lot of surprises. Any Lawyer will be intrigued to know you know what to do, how to do it and know when to do anything.

9.) Maintain Some Distance: Keep the seduction away from her work or law firm. Lawyers are bound by strict codes of professional conduct. Avoid trying to seduce any lawyer at her firm or while she is in the courtroom. Don’t go stalking her everywhere, as lawyers are lovers of their space and freedom. Any attempt to undermine such freedom or space will be counter-productive to the chase and chess.

Flirt with her at parties, happy hour, outings, or at social events. However, stalking her or him would make her or him worry about damaging their career. But, if you must take your love story to her office, make it subtle to gain her confidence.

10.) Use Social Media: Lawyers Check their emails and messages from most of their social media platform. About Ninety per cent (90%) of the email or text a lawyer receives in a day will be terribly boring and task-related. Surprise him with a sexy picture, and you’ll drive him wild with anticipation. RED FLAGS: Just make sure you don’t send it to his office private email address, since his firm may be monitoring it closely.

BONUS: Just be yourself.

Best of luck.


7 responses to “How to Seduce a Lawyer – 10 Secrets Exposed”

  1. Akpan Bright Jacob Avatar
    Akpan Bright Jacob

    Perfectly put, if I knew dis tips some years back the greatest crush of my life will probably not be married to another guy. Thanks legal panic.

  2. Nice one team Legal panic. Albiet, it’s seems to be with bias to lawyer’s husband’s wannabees; what about tips for ladies who’ll want to seduce a handsome, smart male lawyer like Bright A.?

  3. Saroj Ghimire Avatar
    Saroj Ghimire

    Great. Add a point that lawyers keep client on priority, so if he or she cancels dating, don’t express that you are not happy but just made him/her to feel that the dating is cancelled by him/her. Just pretend that you have not taken this into your mind. If you complain, lawyers will start thinking if this relation jeopardizes their work and client. If so, lawyers will choose client and not you. Give opportunity of self realisation that he/she is treating you secondarily.

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  5. Set boundaries for sensitive topics. Identify topics that are off-limits, such as politics, religion, or family issues.

  6. Sebrina Daniels Avatar
    Sebrina Daniels

    I want to marry a smart, ambitious creative LAWYER-MAN! Come find me, Baby. Let’s take off.

    1. Legal Panic Avatar
      Legal Panic

      Lucky you… I am a smart, ambitious and creative Lawyer-man! ?

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